Cortana

                                                                                                                                     

 Even if you make fun of her ,she never disappoints you.
As we all knew from " Internet never fails to amuse us " and now as a part of IoT even Cortana never ever disappoints. It even knows that when you suck ,all you have to do is take a nap .
Ask her everything but except "Marry me." XD
                                                                                                                               -The FIFO